The Multi Million Golden Parachutes

 figured out how I am going to get rich, and I'm going to share my secret with you. I'm going to become a high-profile banking executive, do a horrible job, get fired, and then end up rolling in cash. These guys get paid so much for performing so bad, it doesn't really matter if we put an orangutan as CEO.




Source: Flowing Data

The ultimate "I'm stupid but I'm rich" Iphone Mod at just S$3.8M

$3.8 million. Three. Point. Eight. Million. Dollars. Sing. That's what some idiot is going to pay for what could be the most expensive iPhone mod ever, the iPhone 3G "Kings Button".

Why oh why people would like to pay for this horror, this pinnacle of bad taste deep fried in 18-carat yellow gold and 160 diamonds, with a huge 6.6-carat diamond as a home button? And why is it called "Kings Button", not the "King's Crown Jewels"?

Whoever buys it, please call me, fly me to your palace, and allow me to offer you a luxurious slap to your face. Then, please invite me to a two year vacation in your yacht and I will forgive you. Maybe.

Source: All Techno Blog

Top 10 financial crises

10. The Panic of 1907: The fourth so-called ”panic” in 34 years.

9. The Mexican Peso Crisis 1994 aka “The December Mistake” Punta !

8. Argentine economic crisis - 1999 If you have no money, is it a good idea to print more?

7. German hyperinflation - 1918-24 If you have to print a 1,000-billion Mark note, you probably have too much inflation.

6. Souk Al-Manakh - 1982 Try not to use post dated to buy stocks

5. Black Monday - 1987 Can we call a 23% drop in a single day a black swan?

4. Russian financial crisis - 1998 devaluation of the ruble and cancellation of debt is never good for a local stock market.

3. East Asian financial crisis - 1997 aka the Asian Contagion

2. Black Tuesday - 1929 — Really? One day, and not the entire Great Depression?

1. 1973 Oil Crisis — Big energy increases cause recessions

Read about the details at the link below.

Source:
Top 10: Financial Crises
Ross Bonander
Entertainment Correspondent [WTF?!?]
AskMen.com
http://www.askmen.com/top_10/top_10_150/166_top_10_list.htm

Commodities outlook: Is Gold too Expensive now?

Analysis and Discussion with George Gero of RBC Wealth Management, Featuring Insight with Larry Levin of SecretsofTraders.com (Bloomberg News)

Are stocks cheap enough? Nearly but not yet


Yale professor Robert J. Shiller, the author of “Irrational Exuberance,” created one of the most useful and predictive measures of stock-market valuation: the cyclically-adjusted price-earnings ratio (CAPE).
As Professor Shiller explains here, the CAPE mutes the impact of the business cycle by averaging 10 years of earnings. It thus provides a good picture of the market’s value regardless of where we are in the business cycle.





The Housing Chart That's Worth 1000 Words

There's a very strong correlation between the US economy and Singapore's (I think most of have shut up about the concept of decoupling).  Most would have believe that the current crisis will start to subside once US's housing market stabilises, and so would Singapore's.  The core of the stimulus plan would be to do just that (besides pumping money to save zombie banks).  It presumes that the goal should be to get house prices rising again. The problem with that idea is that, even after a 25% decline, house prices are still way too high in the US.

Even if there is a government mechanism that could stop house prices from plummeting and artificially pump them up again, therefore, it would just postpone the inevitable.

Below is the Robert Shiller chart that makes this crystal clear (produced by the New York Times).  The dotted line in an prediction of where the price should be. [click pic to enlarge]  Simply, it means there's another 20-30% of the current price to go.


Barry Schwartz: The real crisis? We stopped being wise

Barry Schwartz makes a passionate call for "practical wisdom" as an antidote to a society gone mad with bureaucracy. He argues powerfully that rules often fail us, incentives often backfire, and practical, everyday wisdom will help rebuild our world.

Wall Street Fighter 4

Some quirky crisis humor.

Japan: No longer a miracle

Japan, the postwar economic miracle, is on a fundamental slide. Fifteen years ago, it ranked fourth in the world in terms of gross domestic product per person, but now it has slipped to 20th.
























Source:
International Monetary Fund GRAPHIC: Research by Robert E. Thomason; Graphic by Tobey, The Washington Post

The world needs China's money

WSJ’s Rebecca Blumenstein and Andrew Browne discuss China’s recent investment in natural resources, including a $25 billion deal with Russia for oil.

Visualization of Credit Crisis

A superb video of the credit crisis, via Crisisofcredit.com:



The Crisis of Credit Visualized from Jonathan Jarvis on Vimeo.

Graph of historic financial collapses

How does the current crisis compares against the historic crashes? Check this out.

Calculate Your Financial Comeback

Has your portfolio plummeted? So has ours. Use the Comeback Calculator to calculate when your investments could return to their peak levels. Check it, just punch in how much your portfolio was worth at its peak, its current value, how much you contribute on a regular basis, and play with the annual return. It generates a nice Times-quality graph of how long it's going to take you to get it all back, and what the outlook is for years to come. Good way of putting the whole shebang in perspective.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2009/01/06/business/20090106-comeback-graphic.html?ref=your-money

The Billion Dollar Bailout Club

Fun with charts:


Where to Invest 2009 Seminar 21st Feb 09, 1pm: Ntuc Income Centre



Professional Investment Advisory Services will be hosting an investment seminar on the 21st Feb, Saturday, from 1pm onwards @ NTUC Income Centre.  Other speakers from DWS, UOB Assets Management and Schroders as well. Do check it out. Event is free.


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                                1.30pm — 5.00pm
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Venue:                    NTUC Income Centre Lvl 7
                                75 Bras Basah Rd, S189557
"If we will be quiet and ready enough, we shall find compensation in every disappointment." ~ Henry David Thoreau
2008 was certainly a tumultuous year. What will 2009 bring ahead?
For the serious investors who  are prepared to take a long term view, there will be plenty ofattractive investment opportunities we can take advantage of.
Highlights include:
-       What is the outlook for 2009?  Is the worst really over for the global markets?
-       Asia is "On Sale". What is the best way to capitalise on this chance-of-a-lifetime sale?
-          Will bonds be the star of the year?    
Synopsis
1pm                –          1.30pm :
Registration
1.30pm           –          1.45pm :
PIAS: Opening Speech
1.45pm           –          2.30pm :
UOB: The Global Perspective
2.30pm           –          3.15pm :
DWS: Asia is "On Sale". What is the best way to capitalise on this chance-of-a-lifetime sale?
3.15pm           –          3.45pm :
Break/Tea Reception
3.45pm           –          4.30pm :
Schroder: Making Bonds the Flavour of Your Investment Portfolio
4.30pm           –          5pm       :
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dubai real estate crash

Singapore Budget 2009 Word Cloud

This is a pretty interesting presentation of the Singapore Budget.  The more times the particular word is being mentioned in the speech, the more well represented in the diagram.  This gives you an immediate snapshot of what are the key concerns addressed by the budget by word counts. [click to enlarge]

Speech:

Dubai in trouble


Remember when Dubai was said to have a quarter of the world’s construction cranes? Well, that was a myth. But so too was Dubai’s prosperity. The credit bubble’s deflation has hit Dubai very hard; and crushed the ex-pats who came in search of opportunity. Here’s the New York Times talking to a laidoff Frenchwoman named Sofia who came to work in advertising last year. She was so excited about prospects in the Gulf that she took out a 15-year mortgage on a $300,000 apartment:

“I’m really scared of what could happen, because I bought property here,” said Sofia, who asked that her last name be withheld because she is still hunting for a new job. “If I can’t pay it off, I was told I could end up in debtors’ prison.”
With Dubai’s economy in free fall, newspapers have reported that more than 3,000 cars sit abandoned in the parking lot at the Dubai Airport, left by fleeing, debt-ridden foreigners (who could in fact be imprisoned if they failed to pay their bills). Some are said to have maxed-out credit cards inside and notes of apology taped to the windshield.
The government says the real number is much lower. But the stories contain at least a grain of truth: jobless people here lose their work visas and then must leave the country within a month. That in turn reduces spending, creates housing vacancies and lowers real estate prices, in a downward spiral that has left parts of Dubai — once hailed as the economic superpower of the Middle East — looking like a ghost town.
No one knows how bad things have become, though it is clear that tens of thousands have left, real estate prices have crashed and scores of Dubai’s major construction projects have been suspended or canceled. But with the government unwilling to provide data, rumors are bound to flourish, damaging confidence and further undermining the economy.
US-style non-recourse loans look like heaven compared to debtor’s prison.
Source:
Laidoff Foreigners Flee as Dubai Spirals Down
ROBERT F. WORTH
New York Times; February 12, 2009
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/12/world/middleeast/12dubai.html?hp

Wall Street doesn't like its own wall street bailout

Investment Quote of the Day

"It is the markets’ job to reallocate money from the ignorant to the intelligent, from the lazy to the hard working and studious; from the naive to the educated, and from the speculator to the investor."

Stimulus Package Explained (Q & A)


Sometime this year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. No, they are borrowing it from China. Your children are expected to repay the Chinese.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If you spend it on gasoline it will go to Hugo Chavez, the Arabs and Al Queda
If you purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan.
If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).
If you buy a car it will go to Japan and Korea.
If you purchase prescription drugs it will go to India
If you purchase heroin it will go to the Taliban in Afghanistan
If you give it to a charitable cause, it will go to Nigeria.
And none of it will help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer (domestic only), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

China is VERY UPSET About The Devaluation Of The U.S. Dollar!

The true unemployment rate in US

Just going by these statistics, depression really is a reality.  Hopefully the global concerted efforts does help to jump start the economy.  Part of the reason why the Great Depression lasted so long was that the government was slow to react. [click to enlarge]



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    Find out how much you'll have to save to be a millionaire.  The rate of return should be net of inflation, e.g. if you expect the rate of return to be 8% and inflation to be 5%, you should only input 8 - 5 = 3%.  Oh and by the way, the million isn't inflation adjusted.

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    What you need to know about purchasing real estate in 2009






    They say a recession is when your neighbor loses his job; a depression is when you lose yours.  In the wake of a global credit squeeze, the Singapore economy is grinding to a halt. But for would-be home buyers, 2009's economic pain could be a great opportunity to get into the market. After all, home prices at the national level have dropped more than 20 percent from their 2006 peaks, while mortagage loan rates have plummeted. Still, buying real estate during an economic recession presents some serious risks. Here are five things to consider before you purchase a home this year:
    1. Make sure your financial house is in order
    One of the biggest risks of buying a home during a recession is that you could lose your job after closing the deal. With that in mind, anyone who is considering purchasing a home this year should do so only if they have solid job security. In addition, banks have been raising their lending standards in the face of increased delinquencies. That means in order to get the best mortgage rates,  most would-be home buyers will need solid credit, a decent down payment, and documented income verification/CPF contribution. So, if you're uncertain about your job security, or if you can't meet the credit requirements, you should probably hold off on buying a home until the economic outlook improves.
    2. Buy a home, not an investment: A lot of people were hurt in the housing bust because they bought houses as short-term investments. With the market expected to decline further this year, 2009 won't be a good time to get back into real-estate flipping. Don't buy a house because it's cheap, buy a house because you want to live in it.  Home shoppers should only purchase a home this year if they plan to live in it for at least three to five years.  The real risk is that prices continue to deflate, so do you want to get in front of that bus? [Don't buy a home this year] unless you are planning on staying for the very long term.
    3. Be conservative: Given the gloomy economic outlook, 2009 isn't a good year to stretch your finances. If you do decide to buy a home, make sure it's a place you can conservatively afford .  A buyer's monthly housing payment shouldn't exceed 35 percent of their gross monthly household income. And given how low interest rates are these days, buyers should target a fixed-rate mortgage. Make sure you can make those payments comfortably, struggling during a recession is hard.
    4. Get those concessions: With so many homes on the market, would-be buyers will have a great deal of leverage this year. Don't be shy about using it: low-ball the listing price or ask if the seller will chip in for closing costs. You might even ask about a reno-rebate.  Sellers are throwing in lots of extra stuff to put transactions together.  The rule of thumb is ask for anything. In a market like this, you might be surprised by what sellers will agree to. Just don't go overboard-angering the seller with overly aggressive demands could end up blowing up the deal, and please don't haggle for the fun of it, or make a meal out of others' financial misery.
    5. Check out property auctions: While the recession has caused tremendous pain for many Singaporeans, it has created some great deals for would-be buyers.  Because such properties can often be found at sharp discounts, anyone looking to buy a home this year would be wise to check out the inventory in their market. But do make sure you have the finances on hand as the auction is legal binding once made. 
    6. Get the best rates:  The fastest way is to get your quotation from a trusted mortgage consultancy firm, where they would be in the position to offer you the best deals.  Rates will not differ even if you do go to the bank direct (they pick up their commission from the bank's profits, not at your expense).  By seeking the appropriate advisory, leads to a lot less trouble and heartache.

    Bonds, the Nerds of the Investment Universe



    Getting high blood pressure from just looking at your CPF investment schemes?  Perhaps it's time to look at something more mundane but stable.

    Perhaps you own a bond fund through your CPF, or you keep a stack of old bond certificates your grandmother once gave you at the back of a closet. But how much have you ever really thought about bonds?

    In truth, bonds are an indispensable part of your long-term path to wealth and security. And in scary times, such as the present, bonds usually don't lose nearly as much as stocks. Sometimes, their prices even rise.

    Unlike stocks, which represent a slice of ownership in a company, bonds are IOUs. Their issuers promise to repay investors in full by a certain date and pay a fixed amount of interest along the way.
    Although bonds are usually issued in some nice round amount--$1,000 is common-they often trade at a discount or premium to that amount between the time of issuance and the maturity date.


    Bonds have a reputation for being a little nerdy and, dare I say it, boring. But these days, most of us have had our fill of thrills in the stock market and would settle for something less volatile or flashy. That's why now may be a good time to give bonds a second look. Here's some questions on the basic of bonds.

    1. Why should investors own more bonds as they near retirement?

    Once you are ten years or fewer away from retirement, or another goal for your money,  it's important to steadily increase your allocation to bonds. For all those reasons, by the time you retire you should probably invest at least 50% of your money in bonds, depending on your risk tolerance.


    2. What happens to bond prices when interest rates rise?
    Bond prices generally move inversely to interest rates. Why? If you own a bond that pays interest of 3% per year, but similar bonds hitting the market today are paying 5% per year, then the market will value your bond at a discount to reflect its lower interest rate. This means a rising interest rate environment is usually considered bad for the bond market.

    3. When a bond is rated BBB or higher, what does that mean?
    Bonds rated BBB, A, AA or AAA (the best) are investment-grade bonds. This alphabet soup is a credit rating that describes the financial health of the issuer, or the likelihood that it will be able to meet its obligations. Bonds rated BB or below are riskier, although bondholders are compensated for this extra risk with a higher yield.

    4. What is a bond's yield to maturity?
    A bond's yield to maturity is the total return, expressed as an annual percentage, that investors would earn on that bond if they bought it at its current market price and held it until maturity. The figure takes into account the bond's price, its original principal amount and the annual interest it pays on that principal. 

    5. What are the risks that could affect the value of a bondholder's investment?
     A. Interest rates will rise, causing bond prices to fall.
     B. Inflation will lessen the value of interest payments.
     C. The issuer will default on payment.
    To be sure, bonds come with plenty of pitfalls. But building wealth over the long haul is a delicate balancing act. By owning bonds, you'll diversify the types of risks you take in your portfolio and stack the odds in your favor. 

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    Why Myanmar should be in the world cup

    Apologies if this is not relevant, but I'm such a huge soccer fan I can't resist.  Yes I know this isn't soccer as well, but just imagine if Arsenal could do this around the the Emirates Stadium!

    Crisis Borrowing of the Federal Reserve from 1919 to 2009

    I can't imagine how much printing of money has been going on...

    The Charcoal Children of Manila

    This post was originally from [Environmental Graffiti ]

    With the economic crisis onto us, financial issue have been thrown into our faces for the first time.  The stress of housing loans, credit cards debts, car loans and insurances are being flung right at us, and burden us heavily in our sleep.  Job security has suddenly becoming so looming large, that it is no longer the elephant in the room, it is that angered elephant threatening to stampede all over us and ruin our lives.

    But lets's put things into perspective, did we have it TOO good?  Was it really an issue that we can longer eat at Sushi Tei but have to settle for Macs?  Was the MRT so derogatory for the white collar executives that the car-less are deemed for mediocrity in midlife?

    These pictures made me realize what a huge gap in living standards is between Singapore and Philippines, even though the near proximity.  Simply imagine this, how would you feel if your kids have to go through this?

    If even these kids can summon the strength to live through meaningful lives, no matter how painful and poor, let us summon the strength to command ours as well.  God bless.

    girl on hunkers
    Small figures writhe and wriggle through a seething mass of stinking garbage, searching for something so precious that they scour the towering mounds daily. Children from the nearby slums, some barely kindergarten age, wade and sift through piles of other people’s disregarded belongings, ignoring scraps of food and other perishables in the hope of finding the one thing that is key to their survival – wood.
    girl and dog
    Photographed by German photographer Hartmut Schwarzbach, these soot-covered children toil hard for a living as members of a charcoal burner’s camp in Manila, aptly named Aroma Smokey Mountain.
    little girl holding paper
    With mesh collecting-sacks gripped tightly to their chests, and sometimes barefoot, armies of little children rustle through the heaps of garbage, bagging any bits of wood they find hidden among the rubble. Once they’ve collected all the wood they can carry they deliver the load to their families, who man the wood stoves. Some of the families have lived beside the dump for years as they depend on the small charcoal production chain for both income and fuel – all other alternatives are completely unaffordable to them.
    boy with shovel
    Along with their parents the children bring thousands of litres of water to extinguish the fires once the charcoal is ready. Wafts of acrid smoke coming off the burners fill their lungs all hours of the day, which together with the blistering heat make life on the charcoal mountain sometimes unbearable. But somehow, as with children everywhere, and in often the most inhospitable places, they still manage to smile.
    girl jumping on chair
    This image of little Annalyn was taken on her ninth birthday. Finding a beat-out red armchair was the best birthday present she could have wished for, considering computer games and shiny bikes don’t exist in her world. Food is scarce so like many children who work on the dump, Annalyn looks much younger than her years due to malnourishment, but she hopes one day to go to school to learn how to read and write and become a teacher. She wants to be able to leave this life behind and support her family. Even at nine kids can have big aspirations. Until then she knows she needs to lend a hand making charcoal so her family can survive.
    child staring
    boy with wood
    A staggering 40% of Filipinos live in abject poverty. That’s more than 30 million people; almost half the population of the UK. Many of them live in shanty towns in the cities, hoping for a better life, so work in places like the charcoal fields to earn some money. They often get to keep little of what they make as the local mafia demand a cut of the profits.
    girl with blue bag
    little girl and boy
    Unfortunately, corruption plays a prominent role in Filipino politics, with many of the country’s critics saying that it is because of this there is such an unequal distribution of wealth. It’s thought the government do have the resources for change and to provide a better standard of living for those below the poverty line, but until there is a tighter control on the corrupt forces at play, children like Annalyn may never achieve what so many other children in the world take for granted.
    little girl in dress